Jordan
16 | GHS 2016 | September 15th
  • What the fuck

  • slythergin:

slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”
  • slythergin:

    slytherin-elsa:

    My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

    UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

    (via a-mends)

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  • lucidnee:

    prettypussyprincess:

    if u wit ur girl

    and she put her phone down like this:

    image

    u mostly likely a side nigga stay woke

    Can y’all stop giving away secrets

    (via tronglegacy)

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  • virtualrealities69:

voyeurz:

htownhwife:

I imagine there’s a few of you. Not all at once now. Two at a time.;)

We can think of a few ;-) - Voyeurz


So love that idea of 2 at s time, lol!
  • virtualrealities69:

    voyeurz:

    htownhwife:

    I imagine there’s a few of you. Not all at once now. Two at a time.;)

    We can think of a few ;-) - Voyeurz

    So love that idea of 2 at s time, lol!

    (via loveaustraliankisses)

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  • the-goddamazon:

    THIS IS THE TYPE OF STUFF SCIENTISTS BE THINKING ABOUT AND LAUGHING THO

    (Source: ryanjhlee, via samapitongzabala)

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  • epicwhitegirls:

Anikka
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  • tv424:

I wouldn’t pull out
  • tv424:

    I wouldn’t pull out

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  • peacepax:

Audrina
  • peacepax:

    Audrina

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  • blxckbiird:

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

"so what text me!" seriously hoW SHITTY OF A PERSON ARE YOU
  • blxckbiird:

    babeobaggins:

    this is still SO FUNNY

    "so what text me!" seriously hoW SHITTY OF A PERSON ARE YOU

    (Source: dopexchainz, via hhaveanicetripp)

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