Jordan
17 | GHS 2016 | September 15th
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    Archer - 3x10 - Crossing Over

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  • biomorphosis:

    Tapirs are primitive animals that have remained unchanged for millions of years. Fossils of tapir ancestors have been found on every continent except Antarctica. Closest relatives of tapirs are horses and rhinos.

    Its nose and upper lip are combined into a flexible snout that the animal uses to reach and pull food into its mouth. Tapirs are nocturnal animals that like to spend a lot of time in the water. They can stay under the water for several minutes. In fact, when frightened, tapirs hide in the water and breathe with their snout poked above the surface like a snorkel!

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  • Is it too much to ask for a good girl that I can take on romantic dates then proceed to eat her out once we get home?

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  • wilddaize:

    I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

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  • sanguinegleam:

Proud Cowgal rn
  • sanguinegleam:

    Proud Cowgal rn

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  • were-still-so-young:

Yep we’re perfect
  • were-still-so-young:

    Yep we’re perfect

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  • Happy birthday me 🎉

  • commandersheena:

    israfel070:

    modestdemidov:

    "make up is false advertisement!"

    translation:

    "i view women as products"

    If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.

    did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body

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  • i-want-spankings:

pleasure-x-pain:

I’ve just been so hungry lately…

Mmm
  • i-want-spankings:

    pleasure-x-pain:

    I’ve just been so hungry lately…

    Mmm

    (Source: italiansd0itbetter, via lostinthislabryinth)

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  • did-you-kno:

A bite from the Brazilian wandering spider can give men an uncomfortable erection that lasts for hours.  Source
  • did-you-kno:

    A bite from the Brazilian wandering spider can give men an uncomfortable erection that lasts for hours. Source

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